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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 02:00
Minds and Behinds
share office space ...
Unacceptable again!
Eyeglasses With Built-In Hearing Aids: This Just Makes Sense - WSJ
Thumbs down again.
Still no good
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
‘Stronger’ and ‘On Muscle’: What Goes to Work When We Work Out - WSJ
No go.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So, the docs changed it to read
No way
So they tried
Just Forget it!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
He chose to serve longer in the Army. Now he's saddled with $40,000 in moving costs. - NBC News
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Catatonics & High Colonics
They put up a sign reading
CrowdStrike Swings to Loss as Expenses From Last Summer’s Outage Persist - WSJ
Still no good.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Everyone loved it.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Then came..
Next, they tried...
Pokémon developer Game Freak reveals Beast of Reincarnation at Xbox Games Showcase - Eurogamer
Another attempt resulted in ...
Loons and Moons
Nuts and Butts
What Happens to Your Blood Pressure When You Eat Grapefruit Every Day? - Verywell Health
Hysterias & Posteriors
No, not a chance
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Southwest Floats First Class, Lounges, Long Haul Flying: Good Strategy? - One Mile at a Time
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Fallout Shelter has been downloaded over 230 million times in 10 years - Eurogamer
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Freaks and Cheeks
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives